Call Me a Safe Bet

The product of my perpetual boredom


summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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Just tell me you love me so I can stop worrying about whether or not you ever could.



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“Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.”

—   Worth more and harder to get your hands on (via lepetitchatblanc)

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Gonna try to convince my boyfriend to be a ginger…

Gonna try to convince my boyfriend to be a ginger…

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I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

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Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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